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TheJoker
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 Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:23 am Post subject: OUR DEMANDS |
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Oh noes! We has invaded teh forum that you fat pee-pole are on. What ever shall you do?
Well it's your lucky day because I'm here to tell you what to do.
Our demands are simple and must be met, then we will give you back your virgin sist..uh..I ment.. forum. Yeah... we don't know anything about your sister and the Satanic ritual. Eh, I should just shut my mouth.
Anyway, we require the following.
1. One trillion dollars each. (That's $3,000,000,000,000, brainiacs.)
2. Every single album from every band that has a contract with Psychopathic Records
3. The head of Dannie's boyfriend on a silver platter.
4. 100 Gothic virgin females for each of us, but the trick is, they have to be experienced in sex. Good luck.
5. A cloning machine
6. An endless supply of Newport and Marlboro Red cigarettes.
7. Booze.
8. 420 pounds of the best marijuana on the planet.
9. A kitty cat.
10. A mansion sized jug of Mountian Dew
11. Three light sabers. MINE MUST BE PURPLE.
12. All the powers of Goku from Dragonball Z for all three of us.
13. Immortality
Any other ideas will be added, and you have 10 days to satisfy our needs.
Thank you for your cooperation.
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EmoCarebear
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| Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:30 am Post subject: |
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14. A life time supply of Pizza hut's Stuffed Crust pizza
15. Lots and lots of Gummybears
16. Tons of Reeses.
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nihil
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| Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:35 am Post subject: |
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Free concert tickets to the following bands' shows:
Slayer
Children of Bodom
Megadeth
Metallica
Nuclear Assault
Entombed
Impaled Nazarene
Death
dsjg
dfa
hd
FEEL FREE TO ADD MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :@
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TheJoker
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| Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:37 am Post subject: |
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| nihil wrote: | Free concert tickets to the following bands' shows:
Slayer
Children of Bodom
Megadeth
Metallica
Nuclear Assault
Entombed
Impaled Nazarene
Death
dsjg
dfa
hd
FEEL FREE TO ADD MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :@ |
Cradle of Filth
Marilyn Manson
Dimmu Borgir
Insane Clown Posse
Twiztid
Dark Lotus
Bullet for my Valentine
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nihil
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| Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:38 am Post subject: |
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And ownership of the rights to the TV show Beavis & Butthead!
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EmoCarebear
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| Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:41 am Post subject: |
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Unlimmited supply of ps2 games. Mostly racing and fighting games. and some singing games for Dannie/me.
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nihil
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| Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:42 am Post subject: |
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I would also like to be the owner of the color purple.
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TheJoker
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| Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:43 am Post subject: |
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| EmoCarebear wrote: | | Unlimmited supply of ps2 games. Mostly racing and fighting games. and some singing games for Dannie/me. |
Screw that. A ps3, an Xbox360, a Wii, and unlimited games for ALL those councils, plus previous playstation 2 games afromentioned by dannie which can be used on a ps3.
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EmoCarebear
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| Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:44 am Post subject: |
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And i want the color All shades/tints of Pink
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nihil
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| Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:45 am Post subject: |
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6 dead and skinned niggers
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EmoCarebear
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| Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:49 am Post subject: |
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Orange Juice for our Vodka
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TheJoker
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| Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:49 am Post subject: |
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I want a nice house with a room with the walls painted green with posters of pot leaves, naked bitches covered in pot plants, trippy stuff that under the influence of acid or shrooms will be fun to look at, a HUGE sound system, and fjdshffhsd. It will be the smoking room.
Everything else in the house I will get with my 1 trillion dollars.
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nihil
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| Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:53 am Post subject: |
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I want a giant statue of a monkey holding two brains in its outstretched hands, which are carved from the larges rubies in the world. The statue itself shall be made of pure gold. It will be protected by a security net 1 mile around, which includes armed guards, robots, automated machine guns, mines, lasers, man-traps, poison, sharks, and Chuck Norris.
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EmoCarebear
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| Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:00 am Post subject: |
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I want a real monkeyyyyy!!!!!!! With Pink hair
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nihil
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| Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:04 am Post subject: |
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I WANT A GOAT FOR A BODYGUARD
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